Product Facts

Serving Size: 5′7-3/4
Calories: 0

Product meets NCLR daily value for dating eligibility (but, hey, I’m SO not dating anyone but Dangergirl)

Amount Per Serving (% value):

10% Smart Ass
10% Romantic Comedy/Adventure
0% Drama
20% Intelligence
20% Warm hearted/Kind
10% Hot flashes/PMS
10% Where did I leave my keys?
10% Home Repair Maven
10% Liberal

As with all things, it’s recommended you take this product in moderation. If this product causes drowsiness, stop taking it immediately. If tingling, dizziness, disorientation, trouble sleeping, or euphoria occur, please ask your doctor to increase your dosage.

The Rest of the Crew

You might notice we don’t look alike and there’s a reason for that. I was lucky enough to have them pick me to be their mom. I’m grateful they don’t share my gene pool. The rest of the crew:

Gina and Daisy, our Smooth Collies.

Barron, our 11-year-old most recent addition from rescue

Uncle Doreen: The pal I’d call if I needed to bury the body. She’s cute and single, ladies…I’ll give out her number anytime.

Viv: The pal I call when I need a kick in the ass. She’s cute and single too. I’m going to have to start charging for those phone numbers.

Sistah: My sister, who fled Sacramento for Seattle. I’m beginning to see a pattern. She’s cute and single too. If you’re online, please don’t lie about your height and state your real damn age.